This is what I would say, if Vampires were real....

I will be the first to admit it - I am properly obsessed with the Twilight Series. I know I know, so many people diss it....but read it and you will love it. The movies do not do it justice.....but they are pretty good as well. With this whole surge of Vampiric media I have naturally fallen back in love with the world of Vampires. Something that was always fascinating to me but I never got into too much because all the movies were really corny. Not much has changed, the Twilight movies are kinda corny, I CAN'T STAND Suki from True Blood, and Vampire Diaries has its ups and annoying downs. BUT..... I cannot help but be interested in the whole fantasy behind it. So, here is what I have to say about Vampires, assuming only while you read this, that Vampires could actually be real, even tho I am sorry to say that they are not.

I think that all of it stems from me being a romantic at heart. and, above all, a humongous emo. I have always been drawn to a dark romance. Isn't that at the bottom of vampire stories? It is in my book anyways. The idea of such a dangerous and forbidden, passionate love that will last forever. There couldn't be anything better in my book.

The strong, thin, pale, statuesque, handsome, wild, cultured, intelligent, tortured sole that's willing and able to protect me in order to love me forever. Yeah, I'd sign up for that. What girl wouldn't? Then you add in the conflict of interest with the whole restraining from killing me because the constant pain of self-control is a small price to pay to be close to me. How attractively masochistic.

The soul mate thing gets me too. Being with the one you love long after everyone else in the world is gone. Just being with that one person forever. Uninterrupted adventure for eternity. I'm a loner and an emo and soooo clingy with Alex, it'd totally work out for me. Seriously, it would. I'd have to get me a new Morris tho, I don't know that cats make good vampirey pets. Maybe a crow? That's dark and creepy and can fly. Oh my, I'm thinking too much into this....

Seriously tho, you better believe that if vampires ever turned out to be real I would be the first in line to become one. I'd totally give up everything to become a vampire, turn Alex myself, and live happily ever after. After being apart for as long as we will end up being I think we deserve a bit of extra time to be together, just the two of us. There'd be the whole watching everyone I know die. Yeah that'd be really bad and really hard....ok so there are some down sides to vapirism....back to the good things...

I mean, I already have Alex so I have no need for some mysterious vampire lover to show up on my doorstep and swoon me. Altho the idea of someone being able to control me with 'mind powers' and choosing not to because they honor trust and equality in a relationship is a pretty nice idea as well. But I totally don't need that. I have found Alex against the odds. Anyone who has seen us together for an hour knows how deeply we are connected. We are totally going to be the old couple in the park, cuddling and kissing on the bench, that people point to and go 'aww, they're still in love after all of those years'. In an ideal mythological world, we would be able to express our emo love in such a way as sacrificing everything and everyone for eachother to be vampires. Guess we will have to work on other ways, right? Since our life is going to be a movie anyways, I will have Pixar write something in about it.

.....but man we'd look so damn good in some old fashioned attire with an edgy modern spin. It'd totally suit us. ha. Oh vampires, if only you were real....I got way to into that. I need to stop watching vampire films for awhile :P